Thursday, December 1, 2011

For Jason: The Club House 66


1.Roadhouse171 up22 down
A badass one word response that can be applied in a variety of situations.. for example: hello, goodbye, yes, no, fuck yea, its a good possibility, i agree with what your saying, lets do it, that's a nice flower blazer your wearing, what are you doing tonight, that could potentially be gay but im gonna go along with it, i don't feel like paying 5 extra dollars so were getting keystone, ect.
guy 1- "Dude, you fell down the stairs and pissed on the rug last night"

guy 2- "...Roadhouse"
2.roadhouse72 up31 down
the act of kicking someone in the face in a Patrick Swazye manner.
Made famous by badass Patrick Swazye and by uber badass Peter Griffin
After kicking someone in the face you immediatly say "ROADHOUSE!"
3.roadhouse41 up26 down
A roadhouse is a tavern, inn, or the like, usually located outside city limits. It usually serves barbecue and alcohol for refreshments and possibly has some sort of live entertainment such as live music or exotic dancers. It was the subject of the single "Roadhouse Blues" by the Doors, released on the album Morrison Hotel in 1970.
"Ah, keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
Yeah, we're goin' to the roadhouse
Gonna have a real a-good time"

~The Doors, "Roadhouse Blues"
4.Roadhouse12 up4 down
Pooping twice in one day. The bar in the movie was called the "Double Deuce". Pooping twice in a day would be going #2 twice, hence a "double deuce", or a "Roadhouse"
After emerging from the bathroom after his second dump, he told his roomate he just pulled a Roadhouse.
5.roadhouse2 up1 down
to hit one on any part of the body, and yelling thus word.
*hit bob on the arm* "ROADHOUSE"
6.Roadhouse12 up10 down
The act of a female "motorboating" a man's jewels.
Dereck was roadhoused by Courtney.
7.roadhouse12 up23 down
The act of wearing jeans with no undergarments beneath, made famous by Patrick Swayze's charater "Dalton" in the film "Roadhouse." In short,freeballing or going commando in jeans is "pulling a Roadhouse."
Dude, I didn't pack enough underwear for my trip last week so I had to pull a Roadhouse on the flight home.

8.Roadhouse8 up21 down
The act of driving a beater car to work and saving the fancy car for home/personal use - more specifically when the work pays well.

From the Patrick Swayze movie "Roadhouse": Swayze hides his fancy car and drives a beater to work - thereby roadhousing his nice car.
My boss roadhouses his Porsche and drives a Tercel to work.
9.roadhouse7 up21 down
To casually, but vigorously and lustfully, engage in promiscuous sexual or pre-coital activity, usually with a person with whom one is not in the least bit romantically involved. It's what "cheaters" and "fuck buddies" do. The implication is that the couple meet discreetly and stop by an outhouse/ roadhouse/ motel etc. to do their naughty business.
I don't think I would ever go out with her, but I'd roadhouse her in a second.
10.roadhouse5 up19 down
Another place for already fat rednecks to go overeat, drink, and talk about bangin' each other's cousins.
Ahm hungry! Let's go down to the Roadhouse and grab a few steaks and some waitresses.
11.Roadhouse7 up21 down
Cock lover; A road to dick and a house as a sanctuary of man meat.
Chris is a total roadhouse; Miss piggy lives in a moderate roadhouse.

This is what was Club House 66.  When I lived there, this was the only building on the property.  There was a barn to the left, but daddy burned that down years ago.

This is the side of the building where the Big Room was.  It had its own front entrance, but exit and indoor plumbing, but I don't think it had a Lady's Room.  I cannot remember. 

This is about where the outhouse was.  I don't know what that round thing is to the left of the arrow, but that is just about were the water well was.  Now why on earth the outhouse was so close to the well is beyond me, but, maybe someone thought it would make a quicker trip in the depths of winter when you had to use both.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous2/12/11 06:35

    I don't want to be roadhouse #2'd, but I would like to see you do that to someone.

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