My Friend Margie Marline

"Only two things fall out of the sky.  Fools and bird shit."

"You know what the Good Book says about taking long naps instead of doing chores?  Absolutely nothing."

"When in Rome.... fuck the Greeks"

"If you took all the men I've known in this life and laid them end to end.... well, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised."

"If Nero could watch Rome burn and say nothing, why can't you do the same as I make dinner?" 

"If there is one thing I don't like about desert, well, I don't know what it is." 

"People who live in glass houses are pretty damn stupid." 

                           ~ Margie Marline