Tuesday, October 11, 2011

The Underground Chubway

No one really can recall when it started.  There have been chubby chasers as long has there have been fat gay men.  But I suspect that with the advent of the Bear Scene in San Francisco in the 1980's soon after the first and second station houses came into being on The Underground Chubway.

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It is really very simple.  Americans are big and Europeans are not.  And, as is human nature, we want that what is exotic to our norm. So, when a handsome fat American gay shows up on the shores of any of the old countries, he gets noticed.  Well, noticed and laid.  Its why handsome fat American gays love to tour Europe.  We may not admit it, but it is a driving reason.

The Underground Chubway is a child of the Mother of Necessity and the Father of Ingenuity.  A handsome fat American gay arrives in London.  He goes to XXL on a Wednesday night.  He meets Bin.  He and Bin hit it off.  Bin casually asks where handsome fat American gay is headed next.  Usually its to Paris.  Bin says, I have a friend in Paris.  Lets see if he is free.  He may have room for you at his place.  Sure enough, Pierre is free and, sure, any friend of Bin is a friend of his.  Pictures are exchanged. Dates are made.  Handsome fat American gay is then shuttled off to the next station house.  This repeats itself through out all of Europe. One more chaser, sending one more chub to one more friend's house in one more city.

I have never ridden the Underground Chubway.  But I know of people who have.  The results are always the same.  The handsome fat American gay always love the experience, but, is devoutly void of sex for several weeks post vacation.  Seems having to put out nightly for your room, takes a lot out of a guy.

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